Wednesday, September 24, 2008

What NOT to get little girls this Christmas

In the mail today, I got a catalog that really freaked me out!

The catalog is for "My Twinn: the just-like-me doll!"

These are dolls that are personalized to look like little girls (apparently boys are not allowed to have dolls, lest they grow up to be loving, nurturing adult men).

First, you pick an outfit - obviously every little girl's favorite part (right).

Next, you pick one of 5 skin tones, one of 9 eye colors, and one of 10 hair colors. Does anyone else think it's weird that there are more eye colors than skin tones??

Finally, you upload or mail in the child's photo. Presumably, these will be used in unsavory ways after the doll has been made.

Then, a "My Twinn Artisan" will craft your doll. Can you imagine? "I got a degree from art school and now I'm a My Twinn Artisan." "Say again? A My-what artisan?"

All this for just $130! And don't worry, you can not only buy more outfits and accessories for your doll, but they also sell girl-sized clothes so you and the doll can look exactly alike!

In this photo (left), I'm not sure which has a blanker stare, the kid or the doll.

Once the doll arrives, you obviously name the doll after yourself. Then, you light some incense and follow the ritual printed in the box to bring your doll to life.

When the doll has developed your trust and the trust of your family, it smothers you in the night. Your doll then becomes you, and no one is the wiser.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Crucify

Crucify by Tori Amos

Every finger in the room is pointing at me
I wanna spit in their faces then I get afraid of what that could bring
I got a bowling ball in my stomach, I got a desert in my mouth
Figures that my courage would choose to sell out now

I've been looking for a savior in these dirty streets
Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets
I've been raising up my hands - drive another nail in
Just what God needs, one more victim


Why do we crucify ourselves?
Everyday I crucify myself
Nothing I do is good enough for you
Crucify myself
Everyday I crucify myself
And my heart is sick of being in chains

Got a kick for a dog, beggin for love
Gotta have my suffering so that I can have my cross
I know a cat named Easter, he says, "Will you ever learn?
You're just an empty cage, girl, if you kill the bird"

I've been looking for a savior in these dirty streets
Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets
I've been raising up my hands - drive another nail in
Got enough guilt to start my own religion

Why do we crucify ourselves?
Everyday I crucify myself
Nothing I do is good enough for you
Crucify myself
Everyday I crucify myself
And my heart is sick of being in chains

Please be
Save me
I cry

Looking for a savior in these dirty streets
Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets
I've been raising up my hands - drive another nail in
Where are those angels when you need them?

Why do we crucify ourselves?
Everyday I crucify myself
Nothing I do is good enough for you
Crucify myself
Everyday I crucify myself
And my heart is sick of being in chains

Monday, September 22, 2008

How I Hope to Be Loved

Savannah sent me the book of this beautiful story, and now it goes out to YOU...


Small was feeling grim and grumpy.

"Good grief," said Large. "What is the matter?"

"I'm grim and grumpy," said litle Small, "and I don't think you love me at all."

"Oh, Small," said Large, "grumpy or not, I'll always love you, no matter what."

"If I were a grumpy grizzly bear, would you still love me? Would you still care?"

"Of course," said Large. "Bear or not, I'd always love you, no matter what."

"But if I turned into a squishy bug, would you still love me and give me a hug?"

"Of course," said Large. "Bug or not, I'd always love you, no matter what."

"No matter what?" said Small with a smile. "What if I were a crocodile?"

"I'd still hold you close and snug and tight, and tuck you up in bed each night."

"But does love wear out? Does it break or bend? Can you fix it or patch it? Does it mend?"

"With time together, a smile, and a kiss - love can be mended with things like this."

"But what about when you're far away? Does your love go too, or does it stay?"

"Look up at the stars. They're far, far away. But their light reaches us at the end of each day."

"It's like that with love - we may be close, we may be far, but our love still surrounds us... wherever we are."

No Matter What by Debi Gliori

Sunday, September 21, 2008

I Need to Know...

OK, so I've heard of kidney stones, gall stones, etc. Can you get liver stones?

I need to know, because I was eating some braunschweiger this afternoon and got a really hard piece that almost broke my tooth. Braunschweiger, aka goose-liver, is usually so smooth and creamy. I'd like to think this was a "liver-stone" and not a piece of goose beak or toenail.


Braunschweiger tip of the day: About a week after opening, the meat will change from a fresh pinkish color to a dull gray, and will then begin to turn green. If it is not consumed quickly after it first turns gray, the braunschweiger is no longer edible and should be disposed of immediately.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Fit

Where do you fit
when nothing fits
Your flesh
both bloated and hanging

Hope
is Queen Anne’s Lace
delicate
once plucked
dies too soon
shiver of the silhouette
of trusses
against the cloudy night
Pressed
in the space
between the tire
and the road.

Sunday, September 07, 2008

Miracles

Sometimes, miracles are life changing. And sometimes, they are small and personal. Today, I had a small and personal miracle.

We have season tickets to the Cleveland Browns, and today's game (while they lost) was a treat because the Ohio State University band (the best band in the land!) played the half-time show. I LOVE marching bands!!

But I digress... sometime early in the 1st quarter, something flew right into my neck and fell on my lap. I jumped a bit, and looked down to see a GIANT insect. The girl next to me started completely freaking out, practically climbing on top of her boyfriend's head.

It was a dragonfly. Clear wings with black veins, green-yellow on its body, and long black legs. It's wingspan was about 5 inches. And it was sitting on my lap on top of my wadded up jacket. I picked up my jacket so I didn't squish it under my arm. And I just looked at this amazing creature. A moment of serenity in the middle of the noise and humanity of a major sporting event.

I told the girl next to me that dragonflies don't bite or sting, and she calmed down a bit. I tried to get it to fly away, blowing on its wings, trying to coax it off and on its way. It was the largest dragonfly I've ever seen alive.

When it was apparently not going anywhere, I let it sit there, on my jacket on my lap. I wanted to take a picture of it, but my phone was in my coat pocket and I knew it would leave if I tried.

I thought it was maybe dead, it was sitting so still. But then, all at once, it flew off.

It continued to fly around, diving and fluttering over our heads, practically running into us again. At one point, the lady behind me tapped me and said, "Don't you wish you would have killed that thing when you had the chance?" And I said, "No! They don't sting or bite, and they are good luck." She didn't say anything after that.

The dragonfly is very similar to the butterfly - they both are flying insects with four wings, and they both go through a metamorphosis period to emerge as fully formed and functional new creatures. For the dragonfly (and its closest relative, the damselfly), life starts out encased in an egg. These eggs are laid in water, and when the young dragonfly emerges, it is known as a nymph.

They can spend three years in the nymph stage, living in water, waiting to truly take form. The chance that the procedure of morphing from nymph to dragonfly is painful is very high. The first step seems easy enough. The nymph just climbs out of the water to rest on a plant stem or leaf. But then, the process really begins! The skin of the nymph begins to split, with the new head emerging from the ruins. The rest of it emerges, until finally free, its wings have a chance to dry and become strong enough to fly. The process takes about two hours. However, it won’t be fully complete for another day or two, when the beautiful colors begin to fully come in.

Once it goes through metamorphosis, it flies into the air and looks down at where it came from. It is suddenly in a new medium, a medium that would be vastly inconceivable by water creatures such as it had been under the surface. Its configuration and physiology undergo such a total change that it could be somewhat analogous to comparing it to a two-legged's spirit when it rises up and enters the spirit world. Dragonfly can now discover, search, and grow, by a simple beat of its wings.

Dragonflies are incredible - they are amazing flyers, darting like light, twisting, turning, changing direction, even going backwards. They are inhabitants of two realms - starting with water, and moving to the air with maturity, but staying close to water. Some believe they represent change. In Japan, they represent new light and joy, courage, strength, and happiness. Dragonflies are reminders that we are light and can reflect the light in powerful ways if we choose to do so. Dragonflies are connected with water and Springtime, fertility, renewal; and is considered a messenger. The dragonfly is the symbol or resurrection in some Native American legends. Not back from the dead but more like onto the next life. To some Native Americans they are the souls of the dead. The Navajo believed that dragonflies were a symbol of renewal after a time of great hardship.

My dragonfly experience has stayed with me all day. It was magical. It was a small, personal miracle meant just for me. I don't know what it meant, if anything - maybe just to give me hope. Had it landed on someone else, they probably would have smashed it or stepped on it.

Sometimes, miracles happen when we are in distress. But, maybe sometimes we have to look for our miracles. Maybe sometimes we have to be open to miracles. And maybe sometimes we have to take the moments of happiness that we are given and realize that those seemingly small moments are miracles. Those are the kinds of miracles I believe in.