Sunday, May 03, 2009

IVF FAQs

I just completed an IVF cycle – except that the cycle was dropped and we weren’t able to do the IVF. They didn’t want to waste the eggs, so we did an IUI cycle instead. People have been asking me some questions about how this all works and how it is different from what we did last year. So I present to you some answers (from my perspective, of course!)

What is IVF?
IVF stands for In Vitro Fertilization. It is the process where the egg is fertilized outside the womb (in vitro). The process involves hormonally controlling the ovulatory process, removing eggs from the woman's ovaries (called “retrieval”) and letting sperm fertilize them in a special fluid. The fertilized egg is then transferred to the patient's uterus (called “embryo transfer) with the intent to establish a successful pregnancy.

How is IVF different from IUI?
IUI stands for Intra-Uterine Insemination. Sometimes IUI is also called “artificial insemination.” With IUI, the ovulation process is again controlled, but the egg is not removed from the body. The sperm (which is “washed” in a special way and has the slow ones removed) is injected directly into the uterus with a catheter, giving both the sperm and egg a higher chance of actually meeting.

What about the injections?
For this IVF cycle, they started me on Lupron, which I injected into my abdomen every night with an insulin syringe. The Lupron suppresses the cycle and prevents premature ovulation. It basically puts me into a menopausal-like state. During this time, I went to the fertility office for ultrasounds and bloodwork about every 5 days. They watch the hormone level and the uterus lining and the ovaries. When everything looks good (the ovaries are calm, uterus is calm) they start me on Follistim (follicle stimulating hormone gonadotropins – FSH), which I also inject into my abdomen, that stimulates the ovaries to produce eggs... lots of eggs. Once the Follistim starts, they check my ovaries and hormone level every other day or so until it is at the level where the eggs have grown to a good size. Once we get to where the eggs and hormones look good, I do the “trigger shot.” This final injection is human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG) makes the ovaries release the eggs into the fallopian tubes in the next 48 hours or so. For IVF, I would go into the doctor 36 hours after the trigger shot so that the eggs can be retrieved before they are released. This injection also requires mixing the ingredients and filling the syringe. And this shot is usually the most painful – it burns and is often sore for days. And yes, I gave myself all of the injections except the trigger shot.

How do they check the hormone level and the follicles?
The hormone level is checked by a simple blood test. They draw a tube of blood every few days and send it to the lab. The results are returned that afternoon.

For the follicles, a trans-vaginal ultrasound is used. They ask me to go to the bathroom before the test and strip from my waist down. I always ask if I can keep my socks on. At my last appointment, I asked if they wanted us to empty the bladder because it interferes with the ultrasound or because the ultrasound tech doesn’t want to get peed on. The ultrasound tech said that she’s had every kind of bodily fluid on her at some point, but that they ask you do empty the bladder for “patient comfort.” I lie down on a padded table with my feet in stirrups. The trans-vaginal ultrasound is performed with a tube-shaped probe that is completely covered by a lubricated condom and inserted into the vaginal canal.

How do they retrieve the eggs for IVF?
With IVF, I would go in before the eggs are released, exactly 36 hours after the trigger shot. Then they put me out with general anesthesia (like a colonoscopy) and they transvaginally go in and retrieve the eggs with a long tube and a needle – they use an ultrasound to guide them and with the needle, they draw the eggs out of the follicles. They hope to get at least 8 eggs. It is very uncomfortable, so you are given pain medication and also antibiotics.

Then what?

The eggs would then be incubated with the sperm and hopefully be fertilized. They will probably take at least one of them and actually inject the sperm into it (intracytoplasmic sperm injection or ICSI) in case that is the problem (that the sperm can’t get through the egg wall).

The fertilized egg is then put into a special growth medium and left until it reaches the 6-8 cell stage (usually 3 days after retrieval). The embryo quality is then determined based on number of cells and evenness of growth.

The number of embryos transferred depends on the the number available, the age of the woman and other health and diagnostic factors. In countries such as the UK, Australia and New Zealand, a maximum of two embryos are transferred except in unusual circumstances. But in the U.S., embryo transfer is based on individual fertility diagnoses. Most ethical clinics will transfer 2 embryos in women under 35, and 3 in women over 35. This is to minimize the risk of multiple pregnancies which can be risky for both mother and baby(ies).

The embryo transfer is very similar to the insemination – the embryos are inserted into the uterus with a thin, plastic catheter.

OK, what kind of pain/discomfort are we talking here?
The injections are not that bad, in my opinion. It’s a little stressful, especially filling the syringe and trying to minimize air bubbles and whatnot, but the needle is very small and is barely a pin prick. The only one that is difficult is the last one, the trigger shot. It usually burns going in and often leaves a welt and a painful spot for several days.

The blood draw is similar, just a pin prick. And the trans-vaginal ultrasound is only slightly uncomfortable.

I am not a fan of the speculum, so the insemination part is never fun for me. It is painful and uncomfortable. At this last insemination, she had to readjust it several times to get access to my cervix and I had some bleeding. I hold my breath the whole time the speculum is being used.

I also tend to experience a great deal of cramping and abdominal and back pain during the ovulation. There have been times when I’ve spent 24 hours laying in bed crying from it.

And I feel extremely bloated for at least 2 weeks of the process.

Emotionally, it is a roller-coaster. One day, the eggs aren’t growing optimally, the next day they are doing great. The hormones make me a little ditzy and forgetful, and I do tend to be close to tears for the final 3 days or so of the injections. I ask people to be patient and nice to me, as I am extra fragile during this process. Pretty much every cycle I think to myself, "I am not doing this again..." but HOPE always wins.

And the cost?
The most expensive parts are the shots and the procedures. Of course none of it is covered by insurance.

For IUI, a single cycle costs around $3000, most of which is the shots. The Follistim costs about $200 per injection. The procedure itself is about $500. Additionally, there are the office visits, routine blood tests and ultrasounds.

For IVF, the entire cycle is around $12,000. The procedure itself is about $9,000 and the remaining costs are the shots and supplemental medications as well as the office visits, routine blood tests and ultrasounds.

This baby-making is BIG business!

What are the odds?
For IUI, success rates are between 20 and 60 percent. There are many differing opinions on the success, obviously, and different factors affect the success rates.

For IVF, the average success rate is about 35%, with a live birth rate of about 27%.

There is a 10-40% chance of my conceiving twins or more with these fertility drugs. While this would normally be an exciting blessing, multiple pregnancies for me would not be a good thing since I have incompetent cervix and I am at risk for miscarriage, premature birth, and other complications with even one baby, let alone more than one. I had to sign a waiver that I would consider selective reduction of the pregnancies if it becomes necessary for my health or the health of the baby(ies).

What Now?
The insemination was this past Friday. Now we wait 2 weeks to see if it worked! Twice a day, I give myself a vaginal suppository called Prometrium to help the uterine lining. I've had some abdominal discomfort, but it is getting less each day. I'll keep you posted!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Clucked Up

At an appointment this week, I went to use the restroom in the facility. On one of the stalls was a sign. I have a thing for funny signs, so felt compelled to take a photo of this. With my phone, because that's all I had with me. And of course, as I'm aiming, someone walks in! I made like I was just texting on my phone, and when she went in the stall, I took the picture.


In case it doesn't come through, this is the translation of the sign:
Bathrooms.
Toliet.
is
Clucked. up.
Do not use.
Out of Orodor.

OK, there are certain understandable misspellings here. The word "toilet" is not easy to spell unless you made it through 4th grade. I understand that.

But the part that gets me is "Clucked up." Did they mean to say "F---ed up?" Is this a new word: CLOGGED + PLUGGED = CLUCKED?

Was there a chicken stuck in the toilet? Is that why it's all clucked up?

Why did the chicken go into the bathroom? To cluck up the toilet, of course!
It seems that every day there is more reason for me to lose my faith in humanity.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

The Mams Have Been Grammed!

On Thursday, I had my first mammogram. I always thought you were supposed to start having those at age 40, but my doctor wanted me to have it done before we start the IVF stuff.

When I made my appointment, they said that I should wear a "2-piece" outfit because you have to undress from the waist up (and presumably they don't want you standing there completely naked) and that I should not wear any deodorant, perfume, creams, lotions, or powder. Because my appointment wasn't until 2:55pm, it was a challenge for me not to wear deodorant that morning, but I did it. I was self-conscious all day, but I did it.

I got there a few minutes early to fill out the paperwork, including a form about if I was having any breast issues or if breast cancer runs in the family and all that stuff.

As soon as I turned that in, they called me back. I went into a little dressing room where I was to undress from the waist up and put on a hospital gown.

OK, so someone help me out here - are you supposed to put these things on with the ties in the back or the front??? I never know! I put it on with the ties in the back (but didn't tie it) and went into the exam room.

She asked me a few questions (most importantly if I was pregnant) and then had me slip one arm out of the gown. She lifted my breast onto a flat shelf on the machine, had me lean forward, and then lowered a clear plastic "vice-like" part that clamped down on the breast. It continues to press down until the breast is flat as a pancake. It is UNBELIEVABLE how flat they make your breast! I looked down and my boob looked like a dinner plate! The technician said to me, "Please keep your head up" which I think was just to keep you from freaking out about what your boob looks like!
The first scan was not as painful as I thought it might be - it was tight and uncomfortable, but it only stays clamped for like 30 seconds and as soon as the scan is done, it releases.

The second "position" was more uncomfortable - it was a scan of the side, so you kind of hug the machine and it clamps sideways. That hurt a bit - the technician said to "hold my breath" during the scan, but for that second position, I was holding my breath the whole time.

Before the second boob, I said to the technician that I thought I should get Mardi Gras beads because it was my first mammogram, and it was Mardi Gras week, and I was showing my boobs to a stranger! She chuckled a little and said that she was surprised no one ever said that before.

When I was having trouble getting in to the "position," she said that even though she knows what to do, she still has a hard time when she gets her own mammogram done. She also said that I have a "lot of breast tissue to work with" so that helps! I was like, "Why thank you!"

For the second boob, I put my arm back into the gown and took the other arm out. This always makes me think - why bother with the gown?? I mean, you're going to see and touch both of my breasts anyway, why not just let them be out there? I think it's just for the comfort and modesty of the patient, but I think it's ridiculous. It's the same at the gyno appointments - you strip from the waist down, get up on the table, and they give you this paper sheet to put over your legs. Um, hello? Yeah, you are going to have your head between my legs and will be all up in there in a couple of minutes - do I really need this ridiculous sheet? The doctor is going to see my most intimate of intimates, and I'm covering up with a paper sheet? For what?? Like I said, I'm sure it's for patient comfort, but I think we, as patients, need to start being realistic about the ridiculousness of these things!

After the second scan of the second boob, she wanted to look at the scans quickly, and while she was waiting for the computer to bring them up, I asked about this small glass wall, and she said it was "leaded glass" for her protection. I thought that was pretty cool, I'd never seen that before (usually the technician at an x-ray place or dentist's office goes back behind a wall or whatever). I said, "The Cleveland Clinic has the best stuff!" and she agreed saying, "Yeah, you should have seen the place where I worked before!"

All in all, the entire process took less than 10 minutes! I expected to be there for a while, but they got me in and out and on my way very quickly. They said my results will be sent to my doctor and then I'll get results in the mail in 2 weeks or so. And now I know, it wasn't that bad at all!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Second Annual Itchy Awards

Here are my special awards from the Oscar fashions. To see my picks from last year, go to: And the Itchy goes to...

The "I'm not even really sure what is going on with this dress" award goes to Reese Witherspoon...

The "80s hair is in again, right? What? It's not???" award goes to Lisa Rinna...

The "WTF?? But what did we expect?" for a male award goes to Mickey Rourke...

The "WTF" award for a female goes to (I don't know who this lady is, the wife of some executive or something)...
The "Dive into the butter" award goes to Sophia Loren...


The "No one this skinny should have boobs this big" award goes to Sarah Jessica Parker... The "Always Stunning" award goes to Queen Latifah (and my apologies that I was unable to find a picture of her entire dress, but she still looks stunning)...

The "she looks GREAT and isn't even an actress" award goes to Anne Sweeney...

The "I guess you didn't learn anything from last year's Oscars" award goes to Tilda Swinton...
The "is anyone else as offended as I am that they call these beautiful children the 'Slumdog Kids' but they looked just adorable and age-appropriate" award goes to the "Slumdog Kids"...
The "I'm again not sure what to think here" award goes to Amanda Seifried...

The "pink done wrong" award goes to Natalie Portman...

The "pink done right" award goes to Alicia Keyes...The "beautiful sari-inspired dress really works, I love how it honors her culture and looks red-carpet-worthy" award goes to Freida Pinto... The "I actually kinda dig this look" award goes to Virginia Madsen...
The "not taking any chances, but looking very elegant" award goes to Diane Lane...
The "I didn't like your dress last year, either, even if you are a trendsetting beauty" award goes to Heidi Klum...

The "apparently the tabloids are wrong and she's not pregnant again" award goes to Angelina Jolie...
The "built in airbags (and I'm not just talking about her boobs and/or head)" award goes to Jessica Biehl...The "yeah it's different, but I think you look like a couch from an old-folks home" award goes to Mary Hart...
The "I know other people loved this but I think it's horrendous and what's with the belt??" award goes to Miley Cyrus...
The "lots of people hated this, but I really liked it" award goes to Amy Adams...The "I'm not usually a fan, but this is the first time I love what you're wearing" award goes to Penelope Cruz
The "complete hotness in anything (or nothing)" award goes to Daniel Craig...
And my picks for the best dressed at the 2009 Academy Awards:

Kate Winslet (I know, not everyone liked this, but I thought it was edgy and elegant)...

Viola Davis (I love this look, simple, stunning and the whole look just WORKS)...Jennifer Aniston (the best she has ever looked, IMO!)

Anne Hathaway (I know, I liked her look last year, too, but this is amazing)

Taraji P. Henson (unique and just beautiful! Quite possibly my favorite of the night!)

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I'm Down With A1C (Yeah You Know Me!)

Another Itchy Tingle health update...

Friday, I went back for another A1C test. My new number: 6.5!!! YES! 6.8 to 6.5 in 3 weeks, I am very proud of myself and my doctor was very pleased. So pleased, that he said we could start the Lupron shots right away if we wanted to, which would make the egg harvest in mid-March. Since I was still recovering from the cold, and knowing I'll have a lot of travel in March, I opted to wait one more month. That will also hopefully mean that my A1C number will be even lower, and the lower, the better.

Also, had our first marriage counseling on Saturday. Figure it's a good idea that we are getting along well and communicating before we have another member in the family. When this beautiful young lady came to the waiting room, I thought, "Oh please don't let that be our counselor!" But of course it was! She is beautiful, smart (working on her PhD) and likable! DAMMIT! Thankfully, I really connected with her, and Sean even opened up a bit, so I am feeling encouraged. It was only the first, "get-to-know-you" appointment, but I thought it went pretty well. I mean, she didn't immediately tell us to give up, so that's a good sign!

So, one more month and hopefully we'll be on the way to IVF.

Up next: my first mammogram and a "well woman" appointment (aka: pap smear).